Just what are you trying to find out?'The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all ... Medicare pays $43 of it.This one is compliments of JerryYou Know You Are In A Redneck Church If... ... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. ... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. ... A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." ... The congregation of 500 members only has seven last names in the church directory. ... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something. Then it all became clear. Just light hugs, the occasional peck on the cheek. It was obvious when you thought about it. At this moment I heard footsteps behind us, I turn to see who it is and there is Maria closing on us. "Hello," she says as she catches up to us. "I didn't think I was going to catch you up." "Sorry," I reply, "Have we forgotten something." Only Me." she says linking her arm in mine.Now I am shell shocked, here I am, walking down a moonlit country road with two wonderful girls, one on each arm heading towards the villa. "Just thought I'd hang out with you two for a time," she continues. "It's such a lovely night, too good to sleep." I turn my face and look at you. You are looking straight ahead and just smiling. "Oh my God," I think to my self, "Is this really happening? No it can't be."We continue to the villa, arm in arm. When we arrive you enter first saying that you are going to open a bottle of wine and telling us to put some music on. I follow Maria into the.
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